Cold..... and Single

I know I have been gone for a LONG time but I have SOOOOOOOOO many stories to catch you all up on! Well we're a few weeks into cuffin season and we single ladies have officially managed through our first winter holiday! I hope you all survived; I'm on the brink of a relationship so I'll keep you all updated on how this progresses! I was talking to a girlfriend and she was upset that the holiday season is upon us and there is really no decent guy on her radar. My solution to this is: KEEP BUSY LADIES!!! You can't sit around and wait for the phone to ring (looks at phone) and think that the right man is going to dial you up. Get out there, join a meet up group for singles and meet som new single girlfriends and some pretty decent guys. Go to meetup.com to sign up. I've met a few great girls through this and I love them all to pieces. If you feel your phone is filled with enough girlfriends or single platonic guys then get a part time job! I'm telling you, the minute you STOP looking he's going to walk smack dab into you. Just don't sit in the house and look pathetic. *sad face* no fun in sitting in the house on the weekend watching bad tv! If all else fails hit me up on twitter and I'll meet you for a drink! *wink* I'm serious.

Back in full effect

I realize that my last post truly was a year ago. I'm focused and better than ever!!! Dating has been insane this last year so let's get caught up

TaylerMade

Hiatus...

I guess you can say that. My life went left and my blog went right. I will never ever leave you again. I'm and will writing about the single life in the DMV once again! This time I'm not going anywhere. So be on the lookout for a crazy spring & summer. New story coming Monday.

Date Nite: Out of State Baller

So I’ve had a date with out of town baller let’s call him Brooklyn. We have been chitchatting on the phone for a few days now and decide to finally meet for Dinner. Since he said money was no object I opted for one of my favorite wine places, Vinoteca. I was running late but kept texting him to let him know. I was about 10 minutes late due to metro issues. His response was “okay, see you there” what he didn’t say is that he was also running late. By the time I got there he still wasn’t there. He showed about 15 minutes later. When he arrived he smelled like weed. I was pissed. How old are we that you can walk outside smelling like that? The waiter handed him the menu and he was mispronouncing most of the items on the wine list. Once he got a good look at the prices he said we should have come to Happy Hour… I thought money wasn’t a problem but I digress.

The waiter came over and made a suggestion and without looking at the price he said okay. I was just hoping that he had the money to pay for it so I asked if he saw the price. He said he’s got it and I sat back. It was like pulling teeth to have a conversation with him so I stopped trying and just people watched as he made random comments about the pedestrians. He drank most of the wine and inhaled his food. He was clearly tipsy by the time the bill came. He handed over his credit card and guess what… his card was declined. He handed over another one that too was DENIED. He tried to excuse himself so he could make a phone call and I told him no need. I was going to the bathroom. I walked over to the waiter gave him money for my portion of the bill and tip and walked out. He texted me the next day saying that I should of paid for both or our meals. I didn’t respond back. For what? He told me money wasn’t a problem. I’m clearly leery of my Local Baller date…

msFierce

Hot Sex On A Platter Makes A Mission Complete

I was talking to one of my friends and she was telling me about one of her sexual encounters. Quick back story. Last summer she was driving up 95 towards Baltimore and she got pulled over for speeding. The cop was hitting on her and told her to go to court to fight the ticket and he wouldn’t come. She asked why he would even pull her over if that was the case. He told her he wanted to see her again. She pulled off pissed but slightly amused. A few weeks later she was in court fought the ticket and he kept his word that he wouldn’t show up. I guess she should have clarified. He was standing outside the courtroom and they grabbed something to eat. After some flirting and innuendos they went back to her apartment and had sex. (yes safe sex) She chalked up experience up to hot sex with a cop and left it like that. This brings us up to Cinco de Mayo. She was leaving Alero on U. Street and ran into him. They both had been drinking and reminisced of the hot after court sex and went back to his Jeep and had hot Cinco de Mayo sex. She now has two very hot sexual encounters with a hot sexy cop… I wonder what next year will bring.

msFierce

Good Girl Gone Bad

I have been called the “Good Girl” many a times during the dating process. I’m not big on talking about sex too much because then you lose the good girl edge. However, you know what men say they want, say it with me now, “A lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets." So ladies , I’m about to tell you about a few Bad Girl sex moves to go right along with that good girl image.
1.The Backwards Cowgirl. Many women OFTEN mess this move up because they want to ride on their knees. This is a move that you need to be squatting for. (Your thighs will be burning but its well worth it. It may help if you add squats to your workout routine.) While you are squatting you can lean forward and have your hands on his thighs to balance yourself or lean backwards and have your hands on his chest. Many men prefer you lean forward so they can get the ass and the up and down view.
2.The Handstand. Now if you can’t do a handstand simply lean over the back of the couch facing the cushions. This helps a lot if the guy your f**king is smaller than you’re used to. It’ll make him feel like a big man and it will help you get yours as well.
3.Giving head (the proper way). I have a guy friend and he told me he never wants his girlfriend to give him head because it’s dry. Ladies… men like it wet, I’m talking sloppy, drooling, spit strings hanging from your mouth to his d**k wet. Slobber is falling out of your mouth to your chest wet. Along with the slurping sound. Why? I haven’t a clue, lol but that’s how they want it and like it. Along with sucking and slobbing the balls. If your guy is a real freak then he will like to have his asshole licked but that’s another story for a freakier day! Loll
These moves are to help enhance the sex. Don't ask me how I know, remember I'm a good girl. Have that man thinking you have that good-good!

msFierce

Springtime Fashion Trends

•Boyfriend Blazer: This has to be my favorite style this season. This style works on women of all sizes. I fell in love with this style watching Kim Kardashian late last year. Any boyfriend fashion trend is about wearing clothing that looks a size too big for you. The key is to only go up one size; it shouldn't swallow you. Look to have the jacket's shoulders coming no more than an inch and a half away from your own, perfect for accented shoulders. Rolling up the sleeves for every time you wear it is not necessary but will set if off every once in a while.

•Hot Pants & Boy Shorts: (Disclaimer: this style ISN’T for everyone) Time to hit the gym HARD if these are in your closet! No cellulite on the thighs when wearing these! There’s not too much to say about this style. You know if this works for you or not. And if you are unsure take a friend go into the store and try it on if you feel they aren’t being truthful send me an email with your picture and I’ll tell you the truth! Not everyone can be Carrie Bradshaw

•Bow headbands/Bunny Ears: I love this style on certain people. Solange would be one of them. On the wrong head you can end up looking like you stepped out the 80s time warp. Here are some headbands that are adorable and stylish from $2.99 to $88 Click Here for a list of them.

•Jumpsuits aka adult rompers: Anything goes when it comes to length. They range from hot pants all the way to the ankles. Here is a short paragraph on how to properly wear this outfit.
1.For night time opt for luxurious fabrics like silks; details like sequins or sheer panels; or leather for an edgier look.
2.Curvy or a pear-shaped figure, try for a halter jumpsuit or playsuit, belted in firmly at the waist, for a bombshell silhouette.
3.If you go for a basic block-color piece, the options are practically endless. Try a cropped jacket in a contrasting color. Any variety of belts or ties; or some out there add-ons like removable shoulder badges, chains, or interesting layers.

There are just a FEW tidbits to add to your spring & summer wardrobe! The more I shop the more ideas I’ll have to share!

msFierce